2006 | Haines His Way

PATENT-PENDING (December 23, 2006)

GONNA FLY NOW (December 22, 2006)

WINTER SOLSTICE (December 21, 2006)

O. TANNENBAUM (December 20, 2006)

OLDER THAN SPRINGTIME (December 19, 2006)

RECORDING THE BRAIN (December 18, 2006)

CLOSING NIGHT (December 17, 2006)

SHARON MCNIGHT’S NUTS (December 16, 2006)

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS (December 15, 2006)

DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL (December 14, 2006)

THE WANING DAYS OF DECEMBER (December 13, 2006)

CLEWLESS (December 12, 2006)

DOES ANYONE STILL WEAR A MUSTARD PLASTER? (December 11, 2006)

SCUDDA HOO, SCUDDA HAY (December 10, 2006)

SHORT AND SWEET (December 9, 2006)

THE BRAIN FROM PLANET X (December 8, 2006)

T MINUS ONE (December 7, 2006)

THE CLOCK IS TICKING (December 6, 2006)

SWEDISH FISH (December 5, 2006)

THIS IS THE WEEK (December 4, 2006)

THE REPEATED MOTIF (December 3, 2006)

DOES ANYONE STILL EAT A MALOMAR? (December 2, 2006)

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR (December 1, 2006)

THE SCHEME OF THINGS (November 30, 2006)

BK – SMOKE DETECTOR (November 29, 2006)

HEAVENS TO BETSY (November 28, 2006)

TENDER LOVING CARE (November 27, 2006)

BURNT RUBBER (November 26, 2006)

LOVELIER THAN LOVELY (November 25, 2006)

HIT THE ROAD TO DREAMLAND (November 24, 2006)

TOM TURKEY RAN AWAY BUT HE JUST CAME HOME (November 23, 2006)

THE WEIRD DAY (November 22, 2006)

NEW GIRL IN TOWN (November 21, 2006)

MY COMELY FEET (November 20, 2006)

THE BRAND SPANKING NEW WEEK (November 19, 2006)

YES (November 18, 2006)

I’VE SAID IT AND I’M GLAD (November 17, 2006)

PLOTZING (November 16, 2006)

YE OLDE NOTES (November 15, 2006)

PAYING ATTENTION (November 14, 2006)

WE’RE OFF AND RUNNING (November 13, 2006)

AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE (November 12, 2006)

THE BOOK SIGNING AND OTHER STORIES (November 11, 2006)

THE ANNIVERSARY WALTZ (November 10, 2006)

THE MALADY LINGERS ON (November 9, 2006)

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE (November 8, 2006)

THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES (November 7, 2006)

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES (November 6, 2006)

INCOMMUNICADO (November 5, 2006)

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE (November 4, 2006)

TOO POOPED TO POP (November 3, 2006)

LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES (November 2, 2006)

PHEASANT UNDER GLASS (November 1, 2006)

THE SHADOW KNOWS (October 31, 2006)

THE MUTANT MOUSE (October 30, 2006)

TWO TO ONE (October 29, 2006)

BIDIN’ MY TIME (October 28, 2006)

CHICKIN SALAD (October 27, 2006)

THE VAGARIES OF LIFE (October 26, 2006)

PROMISHES, PROMISHES (October 25, 2006)

KEEPING MY HEAD SCREWED ON STRAIGHT (October 24, 2006)

THE BIG MONDAY (October 23, 2006)

LIVE FROM TOWN HALL (October 22, 2006)

FINE FETTLE (October 21, 2006)

ON THE TOWN (October 20, 2006)

THE BECKONING BED (October 19, 2006)

THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT (October 18, 2006)

I LED THREE LIVES (October 17, 2006)

JUST GO THERE (October 16, 2006)

BELLY DANCING (October 15, 2006)

NOTHING (October 14, 2006)

THE WHITENING STICK (October 13, 2006)

THE TOWER-ING INFERNO (October 12, 2006)

TIME FLIES (October 11, 2006)

RIGHT BRAIN (October 10, 2006)

THE MONDAY THAT WAS A DAY (October 9, 2006)

TEASE (October 8, 2006)

HELLO, I MUST BE GOING (October 7, 2006)

A GAZELLE IN A GARTER BELT (October 6, 2006)

FIT AS A FIDDLE REDUX (October 5, 2006)

GOING TO THE WELL (October 4, 2006)

THE SWING OF THINGS (October 3, 2006)

CITY OF ANGELS (October 2, 2006)

OCTOBERFEST (October 1, 2006)

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT! (September 30, 2006)

TODAY IS THE DAY (September 29, 2006)

A HARD DAY’S NOTES (September 28, 2006)

THE SECOND DAY (September 27, 2006)

NEW YORK ADVENTURE (September 26, 2006)

THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS (September 25, 2006)

START SPREADIN’ THE NEWS (September 24, 2006)

THE TRIP (September 23, 2006)

IT’S GOOD TO BE THE KING (September 22, 2006)

GETTING READY (September 21, 2006)

1962 (September 20, 2006)

TOOTSIE ROLL (September 19, 2006)

SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL (September 18, 2006)

I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY (September 17, 2006)

THE CRUMBLING MIND (September 16, 2006)

SENOR BK’S THURSDAY ADVENTURE (September 15, 2006)

LOVE (September 14, 2006)

THE STUFF THAT STUFF IS MADE OF (September 13, 2006)

A PAIR OF PANT (September 12, 2006)

HIGH DUDGEON (September 11, 2006)

THE STRING THEORY OR THE BIG SHEEP (September 10, 2006)

BEATING A HASTY RETREAT (September 9, 2006)

KIP (September 8, 2006)

DRANIUM OF THE CRANIUM (September 7, 2006)

I’M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES (September 6, 2006)

CLIPPED HEDGES (September 5, 2006)

HEAT, RAIN, OR SNOT (September 4, 2006)

THE LABORS OF BK (September 3, 2006)

WINNER (September 2, 2006)

THE KIND OF SEPTEMBER (September 1, 2006)

AUGUST, WE HARDLY KNEW YE (August 31, 2006)

ODE TO A BUG (August 30, 2006)

WAXING NOSTALGIC (August 29, 2006)

PROOF (August 28, 2006)

CLEWLESS (August 27, 2006)

INTENTIONS GONE AWRY (August 26, 2006)

I REST MY CASE (August 25, 2006)

A MONTH OF THURSDAYS (August 24, 2006)

I FEEL A SONG COMING ON (August 23, 2006)

THE MYSTERIOUS AFFAIR OF THE MISSING DAY (August 22, 2006)

AS THE COCK CROWS (August 21, 2006)

MEXICAN BALLET (August 20, 2006)

THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? (August 19, 2006)

WENT THE DAY WELL (August 18, 2006)

DREAMING OF FOOD (August 17, 2006)

FRIJOLES MUERTE (August 16, 2006)

FIXING THE BRAIN (August 15, 2006)

YIN AND YANG (August 14, 2006)

INSPIRATION HAS STRUCK (August 13, 2006)

THE HOME STRETCH (August 12, 2006)

THE HOW-CAN-IT-BE-FRIDAY-WHEN-IT-REALLY-WAS-JUST-MONDAY GREENS (August 11, 2006)

GETTING MY HEAD TOGETHER (August 10, 2006)

CATCHING THE WORM (August 9, 2006)

BEWARE THE IDES OF AUGUST (August 8, 2006)

A MONDAY KIND OF VIBE (August 7, 2006)

SWEET SMELL OF CABARET (August 6, 2006)

THE BIG FINISH (August 5, 2006)

THE FRIDAY THAT SEEMED LIKE SATURDAY (August 4, 2006)

TRIPLE PLAY (August 3, 2006)

THE NON-STOP DAY (August 2, 2006)

AUGUST AUGUST (August 1, 2006)

GOODBYE JULY/HELLO AUGUST (July 31, 2006)

TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS (July 30, 2006)

CAN I PLAY MY CROSS-HAND PIECE? (July 29, 2006)

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT (July 28, 2006)

THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM (July 27, 2006)

NOTES ON A FULL STOMACH (July 26, 2006)

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A MOTHERLESS CHILD (July 25, 2006)

I, BKIUS (July 24, 2006)

THE UNFASHIONABLY LATE NOTES (July 23, 2006)

THE HEATHER ON THE HILL (July 22, 2006)

GLORIOUS SMELL-O-VISION (July 21, 2006)

THE “G” WORD (July 20, 2006)

I LED THIRTEEN LIVES (July 19, 2006)

DIVOON (July 18, 2006)

HEAT WAVE (July 17, 2006)

THE SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS (July 16, 2006)

RED LICORICE (July 15, 2006)

LIFE IS A CABARET (July 14, 2006)

THE TICKING CLOCK (July 13, 2006)

THE MISSING HOURS (July 12, 2006)

BRUCE FORCE (July 11, 2006)

FULL STEAM AHEAD (July 10, 2006)

IN A PIG’S EYE (July 9, 2006)

PROPS TO APPLE (July 8, 2006)

LET’S TWIST AGAIN (July 7, 2006)

YE NEWE NOTES (July 6, 2006)

BACK IN BUSINESS (July 5, 2006)

THE BIG SLEEP (July 3, 2006)

PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES (July 2, 2006)

IF IT’S SATURDAY IT MUST BE JULY (July 1, 2006)

GONNA BE ANOTHER HOT DAY (June 30, 2006)

HOT HEAT (June 29, 2006)

THE FREAKOUT (June 28, 2006)

TOO HOT TO HANDLE (June 27, 2006)

TO DO TO DO (June 26, 2006)

FALLING ASL (June 25, 2006)

DON’T RAIN ON MY PARADE (June 24, 2006)

I DREAM OF JEANNIE (June 23, 2006)

EMPTYING THE TRASH (June 22, 2006)

MERRILY OLD MAN RIVER KEEPS ROLLIN’ ALONG (June 20, 2006)

THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER (June 19, 2006)

FATHER’S DAY (June 18, 2006)

THE CROOKEDBACKWARD QUESTION (June 17, 2006)

TOO MANY CONNECTIONS (June 16, 2006)

I’LL PLANT MY OWN TREE (June 15, 2006)

UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL (June 14, 2006)

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF (June 13, 2006)

TRY TO REMEMBER (June 12, 2006)

TONY TIME (June 11, 2006)

SPEED (June 9, 2006)

QUITE (June 8, 2006)

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT (June 7, 2006)

FRIENDS (June 6, 2006)

THE SAGA CONTINUES (June 5, 2006)

THE HORRIFYING CASE OF THE LOST AND/OR STOLEN WALLET BY ERLE STANLEY GARDNER (June 4, 2006)

A VERITABLE FIRST-NIGHTER (June 3, 2006)

OHAYO (June 2, 2006)

DAINTY JUNE (June 1, 2006)

EQUILIBRIUM (May 31, 2006)

I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN (May 30, 2006)

RESTLESS IN THE CITY OF STUDIO (May 29, 2006)

REDISCOVERING FRUIT (May 28, 2006)

BREAKING NEWS (May 27, 2006)

LUXURIATING (May 26, 2006)

BUMP AND GRIND (May 25, 2006)

THE DAY OFF (May 24, 2006)

POSTMORTEM (May 23, 2006)

THE SHOW MUST GO ON (May 22, 2006)

DAY OF RECKONING (May 21, 2006)

WE AIN’T DOWN YET (May 20, 2006)

IMPLODING/EXPLODING (May 19, 2006)

TIME – THE BITCH GODDESS (May 18, 2006)

THE TOWERING NOTES (May 17, 2006)

AN ACT TWO SORT OF DAY (May 16, 2006)

INTENSITY (May 15, 2006)

FOR ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE (May 14, 2006)

ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE, ELIMINATE THE NEGATIVE (May 13, 2006)

MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS (May 11, 2006)

LONG NIGHT’S JOURNEY INTO DAY (May 10, 2006)

OLD MAN RIVER (May 9, 2006)

HOO AND RAY (May 8, 2006)

OUT OF THE DOLDRUMS (May 7, 2006)

NUCLEAR MELTDOWN (May 6, 2006)

HEY PANCHO, HEY CISCO (May 5, 2006)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END (May 4, 2006)

OFFICIALLY EXHAUSTED AND BRAIN DEAD (May 3, 2006)

THE PLAY READING (May 2, 2006)

MAY I? (May 1, 2006)

THE FINAL THROES OF APRIL (April 30, 2006)

THE DAY OF THE SOUND MIX (April 29, 2006)

LOOKING AT THE WORLD THROUGH ROSE-COLORED GLASSES (April 28, 2006)

200,000 POSTS (April 27, 2006)

SORT OF (April 26, 2006)

STILL COUGHING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS (April 25, 2006)

A STRANGE UNDERCURRENT OF WEIRDNESS (April 24, 2006)

UP TO PAR (April 23, 2006)

THE MENTORING ME (April 22, 2006)

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME (April 21, 2006)

THE SPINNING HEAD (April 20, 2006)

TARDY (April 19, 2006)

GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YA (April 18, 2006)

THUS (April 17, 2006)

SUNDAY – A DAY OF REST (April 16, 2006)

THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING PHONE (April 15, 2006)

BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED BK (April 14, 2006)

WHY IS THIS NIGHT DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS? (April 13, 2006)

THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESS ON THE MATZO BALL (April 12, 2006)

IF I SEW CHEWS (April 11, 2006)

IN THE MOOD (April 10, 2006)

GENERAL UNEASE (April 9, 2006)

I KID YOU NOT (April 8, 2006)

THE WEEK THAT FLEW BY (April 7, 2006)

THE PITH HELMET (April 6, 2006)

A SWIFT KICK IN THE PANTS (April 5, 2006)

THE JOGGING JEW (April 4, 2006)

JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED (April 3, 2006)

APRIL IN EARNEST (April 2, 2006)

FOOLS RUSH IN (April 1, 2006)

MARCH INTO APRIL (March 31, 2006)

ZEN AND NOW (March 30, 2006)

I FELL ON MY ASS (March 29, 2006)

THE GRAND POOBAH (March 28, 2006)

THE ZOTZ AND THE ZING (March 27, 2006)

BUT, I DIGRESS (March 26, 2006)

DVD HELL (March 25, 2006)

SHOW TIME (March 24, 2006)

PLAY DAY (March 23, 2006)

CHICKEN TENDERS (March 22, 2006)

THE BURSTING HEAD (March 21, 2006)

CONNECTING THE DOTS (March 20, 2006)

THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG (March 19, 2006)

190,000 POSTS (March 18, 2006)

DROOPY EYES (March 17, 2006)

FIT AS A FIDDLE (March 16, 2006)

RELAXATION TIME (March 15, 2006)

UNTITLED (March 14, 2006)

A CONVENTIONAL DITHER (March 13, 2006)

THE CLOCK STRUCK TWELVE (March 12, 2006)

THE LATE, LATE SHOW (March 11, 2006)

THE MARCH OF TIME (March 10, 2006)

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH (March 9, 2006)

FEELING MY OATS (March 8, 2006)

WACKADOO! (March 7, 2006)

BRAGGADOCIO (March 6, 2006)

AND THE WINNER IS… (March 5, 2006)

VAMPING (March 4, 2006)

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOTES (March 3, 2006)

PERFECTLY PERFECT MARCH (March 2, 2006)

THAT EXPLAINS THAT (March 1, 2006)

NAMELY MARCH (February 28, 2006)

IF YOU CAN’T TAKE THE HEAT… (February 27, 2006)

A STRING OF PURLS A LA WOOLWORTH (February 26, 2006)

OY AND VEY (February 25, 2006)

THE SEVEN MINUTE NOTES (February 24, 2006)

ERSATZ SCALLIONS (February 23, 2006)

MACARONI AND CHEESE (February 22, 2006)

EGGPLANT CUTLETS (February 21, 2006)

IN A STATE (February 20, 2006)

ONLY HIS HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE (February 19, 2006)

OUTRE (February 18, 2006)

THE WEEKEND COMETH (February 17, 2006)

THE ROUSING NOTES (February 16, 2006)

DUMBFOUNDED (February 15, 2006)

THE TIME IS NIGH (February 14, 2006)

A LITTLE BEHIND (February 13, 2006)

CLEAN AS A WHISTLE (February 12, 2006)

BRIGHT AND EARLY (February 11, 2006)

IF WISHES WERE HORSES (February 10, 2006)

A BAD ACID FLASHBACK OR A DEAD HERRING IN THE MOONLIGHT (February 9, 2006)

OUR HUNGRY MAWS (February 8, 2006)

MTW (February 7, 2006)

PULLING A FAST ONE (February 6, 2006)

SUPER NON-BOWL SUNDAY (February 5, 2006)

DAY AND NIGHT (February 4, 2006)

PITHY POSTS (February 3, 2006)

THE CHINESE FOOD CAPER (February 2, 2006)

A LITTLE MONTH WE LIKE TO CALL FEBRUARY (February 1, 2006)

THE WEIRDLY PLACED “R (January 31, 2006)

ONLY TIME WILL TELL (January 30, 2006)

BRAIN SLUDGE (January 29, 2006)

WORDS, WORDS, AND MORE WORDS (January 28, 2006)

BELLY DANCING (January 27, 2006)

MY BACK IS KILLING ME (January 26, 2006)

ST. VITUS’S DANCE (January 25, 2006)

IN SEARCH OF A BON MOT (January 24, 2006)

WINDY (January 23, 2006)

I FEEL TWITCHY AND BITCHY AND MANIC (January 22, 2006)

ALIVE AND KICKIN’ (January 21, 2006)

CRITIQUING THE CRITICS (January 20, 2006)

THE HIMALAYAN YAK (January 19, 2006)

THE WEDNESDAY BEFORE THE THURSDAY (January 18, 2006)

BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED (January 17, 2006)

THE PRIME RIB (January 16, 2006)

OPENING NIGHT 2: NIGHT AND DAY (January 15, 2006)

OPENING NIGHT 1 (January 14, 2006)

DAY OF RECKONING (January 13, 2006)

DOWN TO THE WIRE (January 12, 2006)

COGENT (January 11, 2006)

THE FIRST PREVIEW (January 10, 2006)

PRAY FOR ROSEMARY’S BABY (January 9, 2006)

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY (January 8, 2006)

THE NICE MAN COMETH (January 7, 2006)

RANT (January 6, 2006)

WHEN IN ROME (January 5, 2006)

THE DENSITY OF THE INTENSITY (January 4, 2006)

I, FOR ONE (January 3, 2006)

FIRMLY ENSCONCED (January 2, 2006)

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